Next round begins in January 2025…
Midlife woman, witch, femme being…
Your life is your own: call back your softened, surrendered, relaxed erotic pleasurE.
I see you, love.
As a midlife woman or femme being, you could be in your early 30's, 40's (like me!) or 50's.
You’re no longer a maiden, chasing the intense sexual highs and extremes with undeserving men at college parties, on dating apps or at bars just to feel validation, a fleeting sense of pleasure or false sense of being a “liberated woman.”
You’re not longer a maiden, stuffing down, ignoring or repressing your erotic nature out of fear of unwanted attention or being slut-shamed.
You’re a wise and wild witch who isn’t here to fuck around in midlife — you want an eroticism that is softer, slower, richer in your nervous system.
You're no longer willing to keep pushing, hustling or exhausting yourself or feeling dissatisfied by ignoring your true desires and how you really feel.
You want a life where Eros is woven into the tapestry of everyday life, emboldening you to claim your life as your own through pleasure and sensual presence with what is.
And that makes so much sense: dominant culture has taught us to believe Eros and "the erotic" is only about sex and what “happens in the bedroom." You’ve been conditioned to keep your Eros hidden, a taboo to be ignored muchless expressed and embodied…
"We tend to think of the erotic as an easy, tantalizing sexual arousal. I speak of the erotic as the deepest life force, a force which moves us toward living in a fundamental way."
- Audre Lorde
I’m here to guide midlife women, witches and femme beings into embodying your erotic as your primal life force energy that permeates your entire being — not just when you're “having sex.”
This is exactly why I’m gathering the witches for pleasure coven:
An 8-week ceremony to embrace your erotic pleasure with other amazing witchy, wise, kind and brilliant women, and femme beings in midlife.
This is perfect for you if…
You’re ready to feel and embody a softer, slower, richer kind of erotic life force energy in your nervous system – no longer exhausting yourself chasing intense highs or feeling dissatisfied by ignoring your desires and how you really feel
Your body has changed: it looks, feels and experiences eroticism differently now – and you’ve healed too much to be stuck feeling self-judgment, resentful or bitter about the body you have in this season: you’re ready for profound self-love and deep, rich pleasure!
You’re unfulfilled and bored with chasing the intense highs that you used to love as a maiden: the quickie, performative sex or simply “getting off” with the same vibrator you’ve had since college – and you’re ready to explore a softer, deeper, more relaxed erotic expression
You're a woman or femme being in midlife who has done so much hard work healing your inner child, regulating your nervous system, integrating your shadow — and yet you've lost touch with the power of pleasure as a path to true personal and collective liberation.
You’re ready to allow your erotic life force energy to support you through this season of Midlife so you can welcome changes with inner fortitude, stability and wisdom – instead of crumbling or feeling scared, brittle and overwhelmed
You feel Eros, the primal impulse of life, yearning to soften, settle and soothe your nervous system – and set you free from feeling chronically numb, rigid and disconnected.
You’re tired of not making time, feeling resistance or simply not knowing how to create pleasure rituals and sacred self-care practices — and you’re ready to have weekly pleasure gatherings with other witches from the comfort of your own home!
“My sessions with Lindsay felt like somatic ceremonies combined with the intimate chatting of a deeply-attuned friend, and the result was a greater sense of clarity and connection to my inner-most being-ness and erotic aliveness.” — Greer
Pleasure Coven includes:
8 x 60-75 minute group calls that include live teachings and experiential practice that weave the wisdom of the nervous system with inner secure attachment healing and Tantric, Buddhist & Daoist teachings to harness your erotic life force energy
Pleasure Practices, Pleasure Rituals, Meditations, Journal Prompts…
Connection and support with other amazing, kind, wise and witchy women and femme beings on the radical pleasure path!
Pleasure Coven WhatsApp group
Online content portal (Thinkific)
Live virtual calls every Monday at 5 pm PDT / 7 pm CDT check your timezone here
Live call replays
Your Investment:
$397 or two monthly payments of $199 USD
Sign up before August 31st and receive a FREE BONUS gift: The Nervous System Masterclass Bundle for Eros, Relaxed Power & Creative Leadership (value of over $400!)
What clients are saying about sessions with Lindsay:
“Working with Lindsay is one of the very best things I have ever done for myself. I can not say enough about how it feels to be supported on such a deep soul level — to be validated not just for who you are and what you are feeling in the moment, but in who you are meant to be and what you are meant to experience in this lifetime. I’ve felt this beautiful shift in how I feel and it’s such a beautiful thing. Being connected to my Eros is not something I have ‘to do’ and that’s a wonderful thing. Being connected to my Eros doesn’t feel like work! It shifts the moment of whatever is happening to a moment of pleasure, presence, contentment.” — Jill
“I have noticed a deeper comfort in expressing my needs and boundaries, and also in tuning into more nuanced sensations, not just the big dramatic ones. Lindsay's grounded, loving presence and care build a healing container that is testament to the power of bearing witness. Her magic lies in her ability to hold threads of sensations and stories as they untangle and transmutate, bearing witness and reflection in the murky process of unearthing deeper insight into self-limiting patterns, all while lighting the path towards self-led empowerment.
I felt held and met in each moment, which really allowed me to explore my sensations and experiences with deeper sensitivity. In our work together, I knew the work was transformational because I would so often have a sense of being both inside and outside of time...whatever we were working on was hitting my past/present/future and intra-generational dimensions, and Lindsay’s grounded presence really opens up that transdimensional space.” — Greer
“In just one session with Lindsay, I experienced a powerful expansion in my capacity to be with my pain and to embody my innate wholeness. Days later, energetic shifts are still pulsing through me. The space she creates has truly catalyzed deep transformation.” — Ellen
“My experience was life-altering. In our very first session, I was able to hold experiences my body had always longed for yet never knew.” — Emily
"I am so grateful for this experience and continue to incorporate the truths it brought forth into my daily life. Things are shifting quickly where they had felt confusing and stuck... It's like unlocking a code deep within that opens up the avenues you've been waiting for. If you have any reservations about what you'll get out of this experience – don't. It's worth it. You're worth it.” — Caitlin
Why Work with Lindsay?
My unique body-centered methodology evolved from my 15 years working as a somatic practitioner, clinical social worker, integrative trauma psychotherapist, yoga and meditation teacher, shamanic reiki trance facilitator and intuitive earth-centered witch.
I’ve guided hundreds of clients and students through the transformational healing of their bodies to create the reality they desire. My methodology honors each individual’s inherent wisdom and intuition within a foundation of safeness, body-autonomy and choice.
Your body knows the way!
I think it’s important to know the trainings, foundations and experiences that have influenced my unique somatic coaching methodology.
Here is a non-exhaustive list of relevant/professional trainings and experiences that make me uniquely-qualified to hold transformational healing and expansion space for you:
Graduate of the VITA Tantric Institute of Integrated Sexuality with Layla Martin: Certified Love, Sex and Relationship Transformational Coaching program, 2024
DARe ~ Dynamic Attachment Re-patterning Experience practitioner: Healing Early Attachment Wounds and Embracing the Authentic Self; Creating Healthy Adult Relationships; The Neurobiology of Loving Relationships; and Clinical Strategies to Address Complex Trauma with Alicen Halquist as created by Diane Poole Heller
Somatic Experiencing practitioner-in-training, Intermediate level with Alicen Halquist
Embodied Attachment: Becoming Safely Embodied and Living UnTriggered Certified Practitioner with Deirdre Fay
Integrative Somatic Parts Work Certified Practitioner with Frances D. Booth
Reiki Practitioner, Level 1 with Naa-Dodua Ankrah
Shamanic Reiki Master Practitioner with Lori Ferry
500 hour Teacher of Therapeutic Yoga, Kripalu School of Integrative Yoga Therapy and 16 years experience holding space as a yoga teacher
Student of The Numinous School of Intuition, 2018-2020 with Carmen Spagnola
Student of the Decolonial Accomplice Journey 2021-2022 with Dr. Rocio Rosales Meza
Student of The Spiritual Life Upgrade 2021-2022 with Dr. Kate Tomas
14+ years background as Masters level Social Worker (University of Denver, Graduate School of Social Work) / Licensed Clinical Social Worker and Integrative Somatic Psychotherapist
Hours of justice, anti-oppressive, trauma-informed wellness modality trainings