Midlife woman, witch, femme being…

Your life is your own: call back your softened, surrendered, relaxed erotic power.

I see you, love.

As a midlife woman or femme being, you could be in your early 30's, 40's (like me!) or 50's.

You’re no longer a maiden, chasing the intense sexual highs and extremes with undeserving men at college parties, on dating apps or at bars just to feel validation, a fleeting sense of pleasure or false sense of being a “liberated woman.”

You’re not longer a maiden, stuffing down, ignoring or repressing your erotic nature out of fear of unwanted attention or being slut-shamed.

You’re a wise and wild witch who isn’t here to fuck around in midlife — you want an eroticism that is softer, slower, richer in your nervous system.

You're no longer willing to keep pushing, hustling or exhausting yourself or feeling dissatisfied by ignoring your true desires and how you really feel.

You want a life where Eros is woven into the tapestry of everyday life, emboldening you to claim your life as your own through pleasure and sensual presence with what is.

And that makes so much sense: dominant culture has taught us to believe Eros and "the erotic" is only about sex and what “happens in the bedroom." You’ve been conditioned to keep your Eros hidden, a taboo to be named muchless expressed…

I’m here to guide the midlife women, witches and femme beings into embodying your erotic as your primal life force energy that permeates your entire being — not just when you're “having sex.”

This is exactly why I’m offering a private immersion

30 days of personalized body-first, nervous system healing and expansion for women, witches and femme beings in midlife.

This is perfect for you if…

•  You’re ready to feel and embody a softer, slower, richer kind of erotic life force energy in your nervous system – no longer exhausting yourself chasing intense highs or feeling dissatisfied by ignoring your desires and how you really feel

• You’re unfulfilled and bored with chasing the intense highs that you used to love as a maiden: the quickie, performative sex or simply “getting off” with the same vibrator you’ve had since college – and you’re ready to explore a softer, deeper, more relaxed erotic expression

• You’re ready to become an expert with your unique erotic life force energy to relax and receive more joy, pleasure and persistent bliss in your life – no longer willing to keep pushing, hustling or exhausting yourself

• You want to harness the power of your erotic life force energy to become the Creatrix of the life you’re dreaming of – but you have no idea how to do that beyond the 10 second orgasms you get from your vibrator

• You’re tired of finding yourself in the same old stress cycle: go-go-go, hustle, can’t stop, can’t rest and then exhausting yourself just to “get off,” fall asleep and do it all over again

• You’re done fawning, people-pleasing and saying yes when you mean no, not yet, or let’s try this instead during erotic encounters with your husband, partner, or lover

• You’re ready to allow your erotic life force energy to support you through this season of Midlife so you can welcome changes with inner fortitude, stability and wisdom – instead of crumbling or feeling scared, brittle and overwhelmed

• Your body has changed: it looks, feels and experiences eroticism differently now – and you’ve healed too much to be stuck feeling self-judgment, resentful or bitter about the body you have in this season: you’re ready for profound self-love and deep, rich pleasure!

• You feel Eros, the primal impulse of life, yearning to soften, settle and soothe your nervous system – and set you free from feeling chronically numb, rigid and disconnected.

“My sessions with Lindsay felt like somatic ceremonies combined with the intimate chatting of a deeply-attuned friend, and the result was a greater sense of clarity and connection to my inner-most being-ness and erotic aliveness.” — Greer

Your New Era of Eros 30-day private immersion includes:

• 4 x 90-minute 1:1 private virtual somatic coaching calls (these are somatic healing deep dives to gently repattern your nervous system to relax and receive more aliveness, sensuality and pleasure)

• Access to access to private, unlimited voice and text messaging via WhatsApp for ongoing personalized coaching, support, witnessing, celebrating (!!) and intuitive guidance Monday - Friday within 24-48 hours (think of it like having a personal erotic witch in-your-pocket)

• Personalized meditations and somatic practices to deepen your relationship with your Eros and your unique nervous system for ongoing support outside of sessions

• A personalized session overview to support your erotic integration process and homework practices, sent by Lindsay

  Your Investment:

  $1,500 USD for full 30 day immersion

  or two payments of $750 USD

What clients are saying about sessions with Lindsay:

“Working with Lindsay is one of the very best things I have ever done for myself. I can not say enough about how it feels to be supported on such a deep soul level — to be validated not just for who you are and what you are feeling in the moment, but in who you are meant to be and what you are meant to experience in this lifetime. I’ve felt this beautiful shift in how I feel and it’s such a beautiful thing. Being connected to my Eros is not something I have ‘to do’ and that’s a wonderful thing. Being connected to my Eros doesn’t feel like work! It shifts the moment of whatever is happening to a moment of pleasure, presence, contentment.” — Jill

“I have noticed a deeper comfort in expressing my needs and boundaries, and also in tuning into more nuanced sensations, not just the big dramatic ones. Lindsay's grounded, loving presence and care build a healing container that is testament to the power of bearing witness. Her magic lies in her ability to hold threads of sensations and stories as they untangle and transmutate, bearing witness and reflection in the murky process of unearthing deeper insight into self-limiting patterns, all while lighting the path towards self-led empowerment.

I felt held and met in each moment, which really allowed me to explore my sensations and experiences with deeper sensitivity. In our work together, I knew the work was transformational because I would so often have a sense of being both inside and outside of time...whatever we were working on was hitting my past/present/future and intra-generational dimensions, and Lindsay’s grounded presence really opens up that transdimensional space.” — Greer

“In just one session with Lindsay, I experienced a powerful expansion in my capacity to be with my pain and to embody my innate wholeness. Days later, energetic shifts are still pulsing through me. The space she creates has truly catalyzed deep transformation.” — Ellen

“My experience was life-altering. In our very first session, I was able to hold experiences my body had always longed for yet never knew.” — Emily

"I am so grateful for this experience and continue to incorporate the truths it brought forth into my daily life. Things are shifting quickly where they had felt confusing and stuck... It's like unlocking a code deep within that opens up the avenues you've been waiting for. If you have any reservations about what you'll get out of this experience – don't. It's worth it. You're worth it.” — Caitlin

I think it’s important to know the trainings, foundations and experiences that have influenced my unique somatic coaching methodology.

Here is a non-exhaustive list of relevant/professional trainings and experiences that make me uniquely-qualified to hold transformational healing and expansion space for you:

• Graduate of the VITA Tantric Institute of Integrated Sexuality with Layla Martin: Certified Love, Sex and Relationship Transformational Coaching program, 2024

• DARe ~ Dynamic Attachment Re-patterning Experience practitioner: Healing Early Attachment Wounds and Embracing the Authentic Self; Creating Healthy Adult Relationships; The Neurobiology of Loving Relationships; and Clinical Strategies to Address Complex Trauma with Alicen Halquist as created by Diane Poole Heller

• Somatic Experiencing practitioner-in-training, Intermediate level with Alicen Halquist

• Embodied Attachment: Becoming Safely Embodied and Living UnTriggered Certified Practitioner with Deirdre Fay

• Integrative Somatic Parts Work Certified Practitioner with Frances D. Booth

• Reiki Practitioner, Level 1 with Naa-Dodua Ankrah

• Shamanic Reiki Master Practitioner with Lori Ferry

• 500 hour Teacher of Therapeutic Yoga, Kripalu School of Integrative Yoga Therapy and 16 years experience holding space as a yoga teacher

• Student of The Numinous School of Intuition, 2018-2020 with Carmen Spagnola

• Student of the Decolonial Accomplice Journey 2021-2022 with Dr. Rocio Rosales Meza

• Student of The Spiritual Life Upgrade 2021-2022 with Dr. Kate Tomas

• 14+ years background as Masters level Social Worker (University of Denver, Graduate School of Social Work) / Licensed Clinical Social Worker and Integrative Somatic Psychotherapist

• Hours of justice, anti-oppressive, trauma-informed wellness modality trainings